Sneaky Slamberts: unValuables

Sold exclusively through the Merchant’s Pop-up Outlet, an unValuable(TM) can be anything from a living creature to an ancient artifact. But all you need to know is that whatever it is, when equipped it has the potential to greatly improve your Slambert’s chances in the Battleground as well as its $SLAM payment when doing Chores. Oh, and one more thing… there’s only 752 of them… so yeah. Good luck!